The depressed people syndicate
- Can I take tomorrow off please?
- Why?
- I'm depressed..
- You're depressed? You're a disgrace to depression! If depressed people saw you they will fire you from their syndicate..
- Huh!
- You're a happy person!
The Rock chick
- I'm thinking about getting an electric guitar, the neck is narrower, it'll be easier to learn.
- If you get one, please move out!
- What?
- You're gonna be too much noise, you're already too much noise without the electric guitar.
(Someone suggests we soundproof the room of some sort)
- Oh, great. Can we soundproof the bathroom too, cause she's too loud in the shower!
The poor pound
- Oh, the poor pound. The dog ate most of it.
- Yeah, the poor pound indeed, it doesn't buy anything nowadays
Mon, 04/07/2008 - 07:16
Regarding the depressed people syndicate, you remind me of a piece from "Friends" when Phoebe was dating Alec Baldwin:
Parker: I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person.
Phoebe: No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus... on prozac... in Disney Land... getting laid.
Sometime we're just too happy that people can't accept we get depressed!
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